She had a peculiar name
But she wasn't to blame
She got it from her mother,
Who's the same, same, same.

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Catalina Magnalina,
Hootensteiner Bogentwiner
Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

She had two peculiar teeth in her mouth,
One pointed north and the other pointed south.

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She had two peculiar eyes in her head,
One was purple and the other was red.

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She had two peculiar hairs on her chin,
One stuck out and the other stuck in.