- Home
- Action Songs
- Animal Songs
- Bible/Religious
- Chant - Raps
- Family
- Fingerplays
- Folk Songs
- Food/Nutrition
- French
- Friendship
- Health & Safety
- Holidays
- Lullabies
- Multicultural
- Nature
- Nursery Rhymes
- Patriotic-American
- School Songs
- Silly & Fun
- Seasons and Weather
- Spanish
- Sports
- Train Songs
- Values & Virtues
Ooey Gooey Stew
Katherine Dines
My neighbor used to cook it-- before she flew away
She dressed in black, and she could cast a spell and stop the rain
She danced around the kitchen stove, floating on a broom
Waved her wand, POOF! It was on... that
OOEY GOOEY STEW...
A pinch of mud; a smidge of slime; a smudge of Vaseline
A double dash of moldy trash-- then mash until it’s green
Squish in fat and after that, a glob of rubber glue
Just like that, you’ve half a batch of OOEY GOOEY STEW
The smell was so disgusting. I lost my appetite.
She stirred and said some funny words; then vanished in the night.
I saw her cat and pointed hat fly by-- across the moon
Then heard her cackle, “I’ll be back for...
OOEY GOOEY STEW!”
Boil it up with yucky tufts of greasy grimy hair
Throw in a banana skin-- that’s rotten-- if you dare
Add a blob of bubble gum from someone’s smelly shoe
Just like magic. POOF! you have it... OOEY GOOEY STEW
It’s frightfully delightful... a scary recipe
And all of the ingredients are grossly guaranteed
I know it sounds ridiculous, but first clean up your room
‘Cause underwear might end up there... in
OOEY GOOEY STEW
A pinch of mud; a smidge of slime; a smudge of Vaseline
A double dash of moldy trash-- then mash until it’s green
Squish in fat and after that, a glob of rubber glue
Just like that, you’ve half a batch of OOEY GOOEY STEW
Boil it up with yucky tufts of greasy grimy hair
Throw in a banana skin that’s rotten if you dare
Add a blob of bubble gum from someone’s smelly shoe
Just like magic. POOF! you have it... OOEY GOOEY STEW
Just like magic. POOF! you have it... OOEY GOOEY STEW
© Katherine Dines. All rights reserved. Used with permission
Educational Children's Music from Songs for Teaching®
Sign Up for the Free Songs For Teaching® Newsletter |