Miss Lucy had a baby
Miss Lucy had a baby
She named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bath tub
To see if he could swim.

He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn't go down his throat.

Miss Lucy called the doctor
Miss Lucy called the nurse
Miss Lucy called the lady
With the alligator purse.

“Mumps!” said the doctor
“Measles!” said the nurse
“Nothing!” said the lady
With the alligator purse.

Out walked the doctor
Out walked the nurse
Out walked the lady
With the alligator purse.